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When it snows, it rains.

Why is it that when you check the christmas lights before you put them up they work, but when you actually put them up they stop working?

The key to an awesome chair is without a doubt the wheel diameter.

Big wheels = Awesome!!

There’s nothing more enjoyable than being able to talk, chew gum, and strut like Travolta at the same time.

In the 6th century BC a Zen Buddhist proclaimed that “all who behold the sacred cows shall be eternally kept together.” However, through there friendship a certain disagreement would come about. A few of the followers enthralled themselves in this dispute and eventually committed a mass suicide in the center of Shinagri Lo, an ancient city that was supposedly swallowed by the Indian Ocean around 200 AD. Read more »

The spelling of Leprechaun was originally changed from Lepercon due to people thinking that a person with lepers disease would come to con them. This enraged the actual people who were lepers because everybody started to avoid them. This is how the fear of lepers disease came about.

Never, ever, at absolutely any time, ever, try to walk backwards down the stairs blind-folded after being spun around by your friends. If you happen to try this, follow 3 simple rules to survive the ordeal: Don’t walk down the stairs backwards; Don’t blind-fold yourself; and Don’t spin yourself around after your friends have poured lighter fluid on you and toss matches at you for the heck of it. Of course, It’s often hard not to help walking down the stairs backward when your on fire is it? You all know ‘exactly’ what I mean don’t you? That’s what I thought.

How many marshmallows can you fit in a gallon bucket?

Cats chase mice. Mice chase cheese. Cheese grows fungus. Fungus grows in forests. Forests have mushrooms. Mushrooms are used by humans. Humans get cats because they are high on mushrooms. Mushrooms make me happy. mmmMMMmmm. Mushrooms.